it's really important when you're in school to be able to have sex. See, both to keep warm- I mean, just pretty much for survival stuff - Matt Nathanson
and they'd be like "You're my best friend- I can tell you anything. I wish my boyfriend was more like you." And I'd be like... "I'm masturbating here..." You know what I'm saying? "Help a brother out, ya know?" - Matt Nathanson
most of you live here in the New England area, most of you live here on Durham. You know that when the wintertime comes, you know the Summer's about half a month - Matt Nathanson
Occassionally you find a bottle of Jack Daniels or something and have fun and throw up on each other. - Matt Nathanson
well because there's not that much to do, except drink like Robotussin and, you know, to tip cows - Matt Nathanson
When I was in high school in New Hampshire, um, I didn't drink Robotussin and I didn't get laid, ever. - Matt Nathanson