Happy Halloween, What are you? A stripper pole, well get the fuck up here buddy, you have three unattractive transsexuals fuckin ready to lap dance all over your head... - Matt Nathanson
(someone requests "Africa" by Toto)
Does it fucking say Howie Day on the marquee outside? No, it doesn't, it says Matt Fucking Nathanson. I don't go around slapping people in my tour bus. No, I'm just kidding, he's a good kid.