Is Rochester that small that there's one fucking bar? - Matt Nathanson
This songs about fucking, this song is about crazy fucking where they wear each others clothes - Matt Nathanson
(While Singing "Then ill be smiling" ...He tried to.....(stops) fuck i just had a total brain fart - Matt Nathanson
Can i get more wedge, thats code, its a sexual position..later can we get more wedge - Matt Nathanson
Can you turn this up more til i can feel my fucking nuts....(plays a little) ...ok dick thats too much - Matt Nathanson
Freebird...That kids gotta shut his mouth - Matt Nathanson
Fuck Aids..fuck world aids, its all about remembering lyrics ashley - Matt Nathanson
I had a friend that actually shit in the supermarket...Shook it right out of the leg...later... - Matt Nathanson
Im a condowit for the funk - Matt Nathanson
Kiss myself - Matt Nathanson
La la is like her sexual moment, its her christian sexual moment; so its like you make me wanna la la in the church under god..(Talking about ashley simpson) - Matt Nathanson
Oh you wanna be in tune you bitch - Matt Nathanson
Rochester Motherfucking New York - Matt Nathanson
So goes to dad joe simpson and she says joe..no she says dad..(On Ashley) - Matt Nathanson
Stayin alive, ah ah ah staying aliiii...come on you own this note...Staying Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!!!!!!! - Matt Nathanson
That's like losing an erection... (pause) ... I don't know what that's like. - Matt Nathanson
This is a happy song, ive got one of these - Matt Nathanson
This Is a Song about genitals - Matt Nathanson
This song is about dating someone whos fucking a bunch of other people at the same time...its about sharing..its kinda funky so if you feel your lower regions getting warm and your nipples get like (pop) owww... - Matt Nathanson
Whiskey and Wine in all the fine flavors
Whiskey and Wine dont do me any favors
Whiskey and Wine dont come around here no more - Matt Nathanson
You guys arent fucking clapping enought, my mom never clapped enough...i ate her - Matt Nathanson
Woo, slowly but surely shit's gonna start getting hard on you, you know what I'm sayin, that's what I'm talking about, a little togethernes, a little group orgasm, we'll get you there.... they'll be moppin this place up by the end of the night, huh! Oh sh